But copy poses a unique challenge. It’s easy to fall afoul of Amazon’s copy guidelines, which, famously, are policed by a team of marmosets who chewed up a textbook on US copyright law and then trained an LLM on its shredded remains.
All of our value-adds (product patents, lifetime warranties, and top media accolades) are regularly flagged. A little creative wording is required to stay copacetic while getting the point across.